(c) MSPaintAdventures - Andrew Hussie --> Upon the act of forcing me to come up with a title
Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from shuppet-the-puppet
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malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.



yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will
malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.



yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will
malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.



yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will
malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.



yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will

malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

image

yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will

(Source: vogue.it)

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from 2srooky
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2srooky:

I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine.

2srooky:

I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine.

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from remonraimu
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miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

image

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from stereofeathers
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OH OH OH PLEASE TELL US A BOARDING SCHOOL STORY PRETTY PLEASE

ofgeography:

zacharonieandcheese:

ofgeography:

so my school had this thing called “senior skip day,” except that senior skip day didn’t exist and every year the administration sent out emails in the spring that were like DON’T FUCKIN SKIP CLASS OR YOU WILL RECEIVE RESTRICTION (restriction was like, my boarding school’s equivalent of detention where instead of staying after school you had to go to bed early and help stuff envelopes advertising the summer program until your hands were BLOODIED AND CRIPPLED BY CARPAL TUNNEL) and every year the seniors were like YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!

  • spoiler alert: yes they can? THEY ALWAYS CAN.
  • 200 years of american high school and teenagers still think that there is a cap limit on kids in detention and that you can leave after 15 minutes if the teacher doesn’t show up.

anyway, my senior year, we all got together and nattered at each other until some brave soldier (i feel like it was my friend paula but WHO KNOWS) was like “OK SENIOR SKIP DAY IS THIS THURSDAY!!!! NOBODY GO TO CLASS OR UR A SCAB.”

  • she didn’t say scab because she’s not from the 1920s and we aren’t newsies, though this story would be way more interesting if we were
  • what she said was “YOLO THEY CAN’T PUNISH ALL OF US!!!!!”
  • except not yolo because it was 2009 and drake hadn’t been invented yet except as a dear sweet boy in a wheelchair.

we also used this email system to communicate with one another that has very deeply informed the way i understand email and which probably makes it very frustrating to be my friend and receive emails that have subject lines like “URGENT” and then just 42 links to the same florida georgia line youtube video.

  • I’M NOT ASHAMED, but in that way where like i kind of AM ashamed so i’m really aggressively NOT ashamed? 

so the day of reckoning rolls around and my alarm goes off at 8 (class started at 8:05 but i liked to PLAY WITH FIRE when it came to being late; my mom actually asked the school to stop emailing her when i was a sophomore because i was late so often that their rote “Mrs. Ofgeography we are emailing you to say—” was CLOGGING UP HER INBOX and she was like “i GET IT MY CHILD IS THE MOST BORING MISCREANT OF ALL TIME.”) and i looked at my roommate elle and she looked at me and went, “you going?”

"hell no," i said. "YOLO. they can’t punish all of us."

elle, who was far prettier and far cooler than i was with the notable exception of her obsession with tswift’s “love story” and her tendency to look at the endangered species list and cry sometimes during study hall, quickly bizounced across the street to this shopping center thing where all the cool kids smoked in secret where huge trucks dropped off clothes for the Dress Barn. i think there were also tennis courts nearby. more importantly there was this chinese food delivery place and a lil restaurant that made HELLA BAGELS.

  • WHAT KIND OF BAGELS?
  • FUCKIN
  • HELLA.

off goes elle! meanwhile i’m like, “yessssss i’m gonna use senior skip day to watch 14 hours of tv shows and eat frozen peanut butter bars that i stole from the dining hall! I’M GONNA LIVE LIKE I’M 23 ALONE IN CHICAGO ON A WEEKEND WHEN MY ONLY PLAN IS TAKEOUT AND CUDDLING WITH THE FAUX-SNOW-LEOPARD BLANKET I WILL ONE DAY SURELY OWN.” 

of course, during this time the administration was continuing to send out emails that reminded us with increasing urgency that senior skip day was NOT A THING and that we were ALL GETTING RESTRICTION if we didn’t get our STUPID ASSES TO CLASS, GODDAMNIT, WE ARE NOT RUNNING A CIRCUS HERE. 

but i was like! yolo, motherfuckers!!! i already got into college, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME.

at some point during the day elle and our friend ginna came back to the room with takeout from the chinese delivery place and we sat on our floor eating it and probably watching veronica mars or looking at the endangered species list and crying.

all of a sudden, elle said, “guys shut up, guys shut up, GUYS SHUT UP,” and ginna and i were like, “WHAT we have a LOT to SAY about FRIED FUCKING DUMPLINGS, ELLE," and elle said, "did you hear that?"

"hear what?"

that!”

'that' was the sound of one of our dorm moms, mrs. f, knocking on doors and saying things like, “IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTTS TO CLASS IN 5 MINUTES YOU'RE ON CATEGORY 4 RESTRICTION FOREVER.” elle quickly scampered up our raised beds to hide in the corner, where a tiny human like elle could actually hide from view; i leapt immediately into what we called a closet but was basically a cubby with a flap that was DEFINITELY not meant for a 5'8” individual with knobby as hell knees.

our door, which was never locked because we both hated the effort of typing in the lock code, opened. mrs. f said, “mollyhall?”

i held my breath. 

  • i should add here that i seemed to be operating on like a scooby-doo level of logic where basically i thought that she was somehow NOT ALLOWED to investigate?
  • like, if she can’t see me, there is NO POSSIBLE WAY that she could prove i’m in here, right?
  • she’ll just poke her head in and be like oH GOSH NO KIDS HERE and leave!!

you can see the flaw in my logic.

mrs. f sighed. “mollyhall, i know you’re in here, i literally heard your voice ten seconds ago.”

  • there’s no WAY she guesses i’m in the closet!!!

"mollyhall, i know you’re in the closet."

  • NO YOU DON’T
  • I AM SCHRÖDINGER’S SENIOR

"mollyhall—"

there was a creak. mrs. f stopped. it wasn’t actually a “creak,” so much as this like, prolonged groan? like it’s the sound an elephant would make if it sat on a really large accordion.

i poked my head out of the closet. mrs. f looked at me. elle sat up.

i said, “where’s ginna?”

  • YOU KNOW WHERE GINNA WAS.

"um," said elle, "she’s in the—"

  • GINNA NO

ginna yes.

i really wish i could describe the sound the ceiling made when it collapsed. it sounded a lot like the way losing your breath feels. i sort of remember ginna falling in like, really slow motion, like i could see the expression on her face. i didn’t really think about how i would describe this in words. ginna’s face said:

  • oh no.
  • what have i done?
  • this was a mistake. 
  • i regret a series of decisions that i have made.
  • is there a way out of this?
  • are those oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
  • why are there oreos under mollyhall’s pillow?
  • mollyhall, you HAVE a food cupboard, what good is a food cupboard if you don’t—
  • oh, crap.

she belly flopped onto the floor. i mean, the girl bounced. and then she just laid there. mrs. f looked at her. elle looked at her. i looked at her, still mostly in the closet. we were all going to get category 4 restriction forever.

ginna said, “hi, mrs. f. i feel like i should explain.”

So basically.

This one day in school, you were told to go to class. You didnt. And then some girl who tried to hide in the ceiling fell through.

  • wasnt that 
  • so
  • much
  • quicker?

"a man goes fishing." - hemingway

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from homestuck-arts
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playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 
playbunny:

I bleed it out… I’ve opened up these scars… I’ll make you face this…! I’ve pulled myself so far… I’ll make you face this now…!!
- - - 
This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 

playbunny:

I bleed it out…
I’ve opened up these scars… 
I’ll make you face this…!

I’ve pulled myself so far…
I’ll make you face this now…!!

- - - 

This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from stereofeathers
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zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!
zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!

zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from jakestridrope
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playbunny:

So last night I made an interesting comparison between these four
playbunny:

So last night I made an interesting comparison between these four

playbunny:

So last night I made an interesting comparison between these four

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from john--legbert
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Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from jakestridrope
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bewaretheides315:

lukystars:

bluberryjelly:

starkednlokid:

 

Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene


I WAS DEVASTATED

Agreed

#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 
bewaretheides315:

lukystars:

bluberryjelly:

starkednlokid:

 

Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene


I WAS DEVASTATED

Agreed

#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 
bewaretheides315:

lukystars:

bluberryjelly:

starkednlokid:

 

Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene


I WAS DEVASTATED

Agreed

#literally everyone in the theatre gasped when this lady started fucking shit up#mouths dropped gasps were heard#and then there was a sort of ‘oh’ that dropped over the crowd#we’re ready for it marvel#we’re ready for a squad of old ladies kicking butt#give it to us (stuffimgogingtohellfor)
I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 

bewaretheides315:

lukystars:

bluberryjelly:

starkednlokid:

 

Admit it we were all a little bummed out that the old lady didn’t actually all that badass fighting in this scene

I WAS DEVASTATED

Agreed

 (stuffimgogingtohellfor)

I choose to believe that before the Alzheimer’s really set in Peggy and a bunch of the other retired ladies of SHIELD used to tell their families they were going out for bingo nights and then drive into the roughest parts of the city to bring some sweet vigilante justice. Nobody ever heard about it because none of the criminals were ever willing to admit they got their asses kicked by a bunch of grandmas, but there was a sudden drop in crimes against the elderly in DC. 

(Source: mishasteaparty)

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from stereofeathers
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actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from htetalia
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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from mcdonnellmiller
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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Reblogged on 18 Sep 2014 from vanconcastiel
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(Source: moriarty)

Reblogged on 17 Sep 2014 from just-another-person-meow
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probably your worst flaw

rapniall:

zodiac—signs:

Aries: selfish
Taurus: stubborn
Gemini: flaky
Cancer: whiny 
Leo: egotistical 
Virgo: judgmental 
Libra: lazy
Scorpio: manipulative
Sagittarius: foolish
Capricorn: opportunistic 
Aquarius: neurotic
Pisces: lost

Reblogged on 17 Sep 2014 from guy
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be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk

be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk

(Source: sizvideos)